I know right?
this one is hilarious.
alice is my favorite character...
besides bella and edward.
Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent."
Bella: "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"
Edward: "Oops.